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The Curious Case Of The Missing Maori Climate Change Commissioner

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In September last year, every Te Reo speakers favourite white boy, Martyn Bradbury heralded the arrival of a new Maori Climate Commissioner. I didn't know whether to take him seriously or not.  The MCC was none other than Donna Awatere Huata. That she is the Māori Climate Commissioner gives her an enormous platform to demand real action and real change and h er fearlessness in calling it the way it is means she is the perfect person for the job. Really Martyn?  What juice were you drinking that day? In my view her fraud conviction meant she had the perfect background for this role because my views on carbon credits, despite clients owning them, are very well known. However like all things Donna, a lot like all things Marama Fox, the whole thing has ended up being very light on any delivery once the gloss wears off of winning the big prize and gloating about achievements that are never delivered. These are the latest two posts to the Facebook page.  One the ot

Climate Change Emos With Their Giant Egos - Where Are Their Parents?

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We have already established that I have the perfect lifestyle that these climate change emos are demanding we live.  That is, if I actually believed that organics and sustainability actually matter. Adults are throwing children out to protest climate change at a disgustingly rapid rate and it needs to stop. The children are of course loving the attention, as all children would. In their own tiny niche communities they are the new cool kids, the rock stars and rugby players.  They feel powerful and worthy. Adults are finally paying them some attention that to date only their smug AF adoring middle class parents have for their little Prince and Princesses. Their arguments are not new.  We have all heard them before from adults.  It is like they feel they are brave pioneers but do not know their history and have missed that for years we have suffered Al Gore calling more than a decade ago for civil disobedience.  He was ignored as an alarmist eventually after twits handed him a No

Why I Am Greta Thunberg's Poster Adult

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Say what? Here’s the problem with this climate change protest movement. And it is going to get really ugly quickly for them.  I AM the absolute poster adult for actions speaking larger than words.  Yes. Moi. It is a horrid thought for the leftists and Greta lovers that the most right wing, capitalist, female blogger born in New Zealand could possibly win this woke prize but stay with me for a bullet point run down.  1. I don’t own a car and haven’t done so for now 17 years. Longer than they’ve all been on this earth. 2. I don’t have children (the largest contributor to human led climate change being out of control population growth) 3. I don’t currently even own a home. I sold the last one because I hated being a landlord. 4. My credit card summaries are littered with ride share and accomodation share companies Air Bnb and Uber (not Uber eats). I am “down” with the SF tech company sharing industries. 5. I only eat enough to sustain myself having a

"Will I Be Safe Now" - Mixing Your United Nations Memes

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Ardern with unidentified Young Labour members and crouching Robertson - original photo NZ Young Labour  Facebook  An eagle eyed reader has suggested that Jacinda Ardern in her turmoil of the last month got a bit confused in her UN speech about where she was asked while out and about with Grant Robertson,  "will I be safe now?". It was not a "young muslim boy in Kilbirnie" but meeting up with Young Labour members, and it appears that Robertson was doing the crouching that day.

A "Muslim Boy In Kilbirnie" - Does Rufus Painter Have A Son Now?

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I cannot watch Jacinda Ardern on television.  I have tried, and it is not political.  I cannot watch because I cannot watch any speaker, regardless of their politics, use over-the-top hand gestures and movements around on a stage.  Ardern's movements are similar to mine using a wobble board at physio in rehabilitation for the fractured ankle.  It is little wonder Ardern is never spotted in high business heels, she would soon be in a similar state of disrepair and cripple moving from left to right to centre and falling right over.  Do not get me started on hand talkers. I equate it with exceptionally weak people attempting to distract you from the garbage coming out of their mouth. Ardern gets a free pass from professionals in this regard still under the influence of her stardust, but she is one of the hardest to watch speakers in politics there is, regardless of her content.  I dare you to turn the sound off and watch her move for 22 minutes during her UN speech today.   There

The Day of Trump

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Ardern looking like she would rather be headlining a National Party conference.  A royal handshake from Trump Good news, Jacinda Ardern and New Zealand got Nice Trump today.  Despite Ardern knowing full well The Donald hates it when women wear pantsuits and turning up in a curious outfit in Republican red colours, he behaved himself. Everyone seemed confused about the status of our meeting , the New Zealand contingent caught offguard when the Americans called it a pull-aside rather than how they had been selling it as a bilateral.  I suspect our team got it right and the Americans just changed their mind.  We ended up with fewer minutes with Trump than countries most New Zealanders could not locate on a map.  However with Trump maybe less is more. He will never have a closer relationship with New Zealand while we send over Jacinda Ardern and not Sir Bob Charles. Next year we put the 83 year old on a plane with a bag of Callaway's.  Trump has given us plenty of hints

How Much Did Labour, the Mayor and Deputy Mayor Know About Swiggs?

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Dalziel and Swiggs with ridiculously cute cat celebrating Christmas Radio NZ have another interview with another complainant , this time the then 13 year old at the centre of the latest allegations surrounding Deon Swiggs.  His alias is Josh.  Remember he was 13 at the time in July 2017. He told RNZ he met Swiggs at an event, where was "bear hugged" after going in for a handshake. It made him feel "unsafe", he said. Sounds like something Donald Trump used to do to young women. That was in July 2017 so it is very likely that Josh is still a minor.  More contact allegedly happened a year later where he had another big hug and  allegedly said to him "I think we are passed that".  🤮 as Deon should be emojing up late at night. Then six months later Josh alleges at a youth festival Swiggs asked for a selfie as he groped the back of Josh for 8-10 seconds.  Then he was introduced as "Baby xxx (insert his name)" to another Council

UPDATED - Roll On The Next Political Sex Scandal - Zero Tolerance in Christchurch

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Just when you thought sex scandals and politics had wound down, along comes yet another story of allegations of impropriety in dealing with young people. A written complaint has been filed about 'grossly inappropriate' messages sent by the councillor over a three-year period to three people then aged between 13 and 21 years old. A then 13 year old? Seriously. Just N.O. for NO! Noooooooooooooo.  I do not really care about a 21 year old but a 13 year old and someone between 13 and 21 if they are under 16 or even 17 or 18? Well yes.... Ex Labour MP and basically a Labour Mayor, Lianne Dalziel has known about this since May and by the looks of it attempted to deal with it herself.    In a statement issued on Sunday afternoon, Ms Dalziel said she was approached by a youth group about the messages in May, and on 10 June she met with someone from the group who described the pattern of behaviour. She should have at the very least counselled the Councillor how

Te Trotter Language Week - Trotter on Grant Robertson

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In the muddle that was last week, this post on Daily Blog and Bowalley Road from Chris Trotter  will be left to go through to the keeper.  The left will ignore it, the blog owner will pretend it didn't happen.  I will not. Now we all have the rugby result to focus on tomorrow I thought I would translate from my years of studying Te Trotter , just what the hell he is saying to us in this post as it really is quite remarkable.  Regardless of how the modern left try to disown him along with the entire period of 1984-89 and Rogernomics, he has forgotten more about being a leftist than the children will ever actually know. Grant Robertson with random YL people from Dunedin Who Will Be Fed Next To The Hungry Gods Of Politics? This in Te Trotter means, who is next going to be thrown under the sacrificial bus. IS THAT IT? The resignation of the Labour Party President, Nigel Haworth, and the departure of the young man at the centre of the allegations currently engulfi