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Name Suppression At Its Finest

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Name suppression is something non-lawyers never understand and lawyers sometimes have trouble explaining. I can only explain where it is in this case laughable. So in a case where an MP (#1) has loudly and publicly accused another MP (#2) of breaking the law and at his own instigation forced the SFO to investigate, there have been charges laid against four people. The SFO came out publicly and released this information. #2 as he has legal training,   did not stuff around asking his army of taxpayer paid communications people for advice and immediately and quite brilliantly came out and said he had not been charged or anyone still associated with him. The National Party and its officers appear completely in the clear and they have not used the $100k donation. They want to know how to give it back without breaking the law. Probably not an easy task given it now probably meets the definition of proceeds of (suspected) crime. National leader Simon Bridges s

Huawei Is An Arm Of The Chinese State

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Because it just bloody well is and anyone  bending over to the Chinese in New Zealand that it is not, is directly or indirectly on the Mainland government payroll. ENDS.

The Bachelorette Does The Impossible - The LGBTI Guy Is Already The Biggest Liar

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The latest Bachelorette is an intelligent and very attractive woman rolling in a deep sea of average.  I would call her very intelligent, but she cannot be so as she has put herself on this TV show. The show and its whole concept is dreadful but no one should be watching reality TV for the intelligent deep thinking. Jewellery salesman George’s life motto is “do it before you lose it”, and this experience is no different for him! Now we find out that something the babe does not yet, George is bisexual.  He seems to want to do it all before his cock drops off. I have no problem with men being bisexual, they probably make great friends.  I don't think I have any of course as none have told me, but I don't feel the need to know this fact as they are friends.  I do think however as a woman dating or shagging one it is pertinent this fact is disclosed to you before making such a decision to date or shag one.  The betrayal would be far worse than finding out they vo

Kobe Bryant And Suffering

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I refuse to canonise a man who while was one of the best basketballers ever, had Harvey Weinstein style attitudes towards women.  The Hollywood Liberal #Metoo elites wallowing claiming he was one of their best, is as hypocritical as it is laughable. I will however comment about this silly reporting from The NZ Herald . But after circling for around 15 minutes, the helicopter plummeted more than 150 metres in just 15 seconds before smashing into a Los Angeles hillside — killing all nine on board. Witnesses believe the helicopter dropped out of the sky so quickly that the nine victims likely "didn't suffer" as the chopper was destroyed instantaneously. Really? I would think that after 15 minutes of accelerated worry there was 15 seconds of complete and utter  suffering with everyone on board crying their lungs out as they knew they were all going to die in a screaming blaze of hell. But you know "died peacefully surrounded by loved ones doing wha

Neve(r) Use A Baby As A Prop

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It must be election year. Jacinda Ardern not only took Neve to Ratana, she paraded Neve around cultish Maori.  Maori are increasingly becoming cynical about Labour and Ardern's performance for them. Tariana Turia just recently calling Ardern "out of her depth".   Funnily enough those of us on the right of politics thought that of Turia for decades, not to mention her entire existence revolved around brownmailing and gaming whitey for money.  She was I guess very good at that culminating in bowing to the ultimate in whitey adherence when she became a Dame without ever actually taking on much responsibility at all. But her real defuser was Neve - who very rarely accompanies her parents to public events, so was the centre of attention for the cameras . A trip to Ratana was Ardern's first public outing after announcing her pregnancy in January 2018. Ratana were also the first to gift a name to Neve - that name was Waru [eight] - a significant number for

Auckland - It Will Be Nice When It Is Finished

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Nikki Kaye has clearly been away all summer and having just returned to Auckland CBD has seen what a clusterfuck it is. The whole CBD appears to now not be run by the Supercity or politicians but road cones and the village idiots who police them.  Those of us here over summer have suffered the indignity of disruption for a month now.  I am not talking about drivers, I am talking about just walking around Greta Thunberg low emission style. I spend a reasonable amount of time per year in Sydney so over the years have suffered the George Street debacle as they put in the slow speed trams.  I feel for the poor retailers on Albert Street for the same reasons.  The difference of course is that this is what the Keepers of the Cones look like in Sydney .  Many are students or at least persons of above average intellect and appearance.  I can offer the comparison as someone suitably qualified.  Also as a female I can do this in a way that I cannot be accused of sexism. These are th

Westpac Doing The Humane Thing

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Westpac is showing the lead and giving its computer geeks the opportunity to escape New Zealand's shittiest city and is humanely relocating them to Auckland. While there may be some conjecture about what is New Zealand's second largest city, there is no doubt what the shittiest city is.  Wellington wins by a mile. It bemuses me why anyone would wish to live in Wellington as it is a total and utter shithole.  Some of the people are great and I am not having a go at Wellingtonians specifically, it is just their city is a living, barely breathing shithole.  Most of the reasons they cannot avoid. Surely the only excuse for living in Wellington is that it is where you must work. There cannot be any other.  I feel sorry that people are forced to live there. Quite apart from being under the constant threat of complete obliteration the next time there is a massive earthquake, the weather is utterly appalling most of the time.  "You can't beat Wellington o

Matthew Hooton Continues To Stagger Those On The Right

Matthew has a column today on Maori infighting over handouts from the whitey. None of that is enlightening.  This was. - As a PR consultant and lobbyist, Matthew Hooton has worked for the Treaty Tribes Coalition, Auckland's Independent Māori Statutory Board, Ngāti Whātua Ōrākei, Ngāi Tuhoe, Te Puni Kōkiri and the Māori Economic Development Taskforce, and has accepted speaking fees from Te Ohu Kaimoana. These views are his own. Good lord.  He really will work for anyone. An analogy would be if I was also working for the IRD, ATO, IRS and HMRC.

Shut Up You Stupid Little Man

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If his past actions were not enough, but saying the Monarchy has been cheapened by his daughter and son-in-law is hilarious when he's done nothing but. Meghan needs to issue a large dose of shut the f*** up to him. It is almost enough for a person to feel sorry for her.

Public Service Announcement For All Women

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Ya do not lose 44kgs just doing pilates. Please bitch. Stop it. Even doing Lagree pilates  (superb workout but hard AF) that is not going to work in "Adeletime" without a serious amount of either a large gastric band and/or the 1000 cals a day diet for basically a whole year.  Do the math.

Put A Zippy In It - Dogs Are Not Humans

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A pretentious Auckland tosser is complaining that his precious not-so-little mutt is not allowed to dine at the restaurant institution that is Prego. Gary Langsford is the stereotypical Aucklander that the rest of the country loves to hate. For a starter "Zippy" is not that little. He wrote on Facebook: "A beautiful Auckland summer's evening and what better than to sit outside with your favourite pooch at a restaurant and enjoy a meal and a glass of wine. It's fine at the Ponsonby Bistro, or Apero or SPQR but not at Prego. Yes and they are all places that have seats outside on the pavement, I doubt the proprietors would allow the dogs inside.  Prego has an enclosed courtyard.  It is not that big or open.  There is a side area that faces the carpark however I am betting the sensible staff at Prego are sick and tired of tripping over stray mutts and leads. It is marginal at times with children in the premises let alone all the pissed up patrons

The All Black Truth Comes Out

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Now it all makes sense.  The All Blacks have a touch of the Prince Harry's. Until this rift is sorted the All Blacks will not get back to the best team in the world.   Quite easy to see what has happened here, Steve Hansen upset a lot of the brown boys by talking the truth about Akira Ioane and Rieko and co took it all personally and got the sulks.    Rieko went from being one of the in form players in the team to a giant lemon within a matter of weeks. This posted on his instagram by head of the Woke Blacks,  TJ Perenara from Rieko's instagram. Thing is the media do get blowback about their rugby writings, just read the comments online! The All Black Woke Vulnerability Group snowflakes can't handle a bit of criticism for their poor performances. Ian Foster has a rather large job to do. Let us see if the sports media in New Zealand report this or rather like the dirty, fithy Black Caps support team member - gives us the bought and sold out vers

Want To Keep Your Kids? Stop Harming Them Then

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Maori are having another whinge about Oranga Tamariki. Most Maori are great parents and not harming their children, that is the positive thing. Most non-Maori are great parents and not harming their children as well, that's another positive thing. This should be the societal expectation. Uplifting children is also actually generationally preventing recidivism.  Mothers who have been in state care are not having their babies uplifted.  This is great news.  The policy is actually working. And it was positive that 95 per cent of young Maori mothers who had been in state care did not have a newborn uplifted. Apparently reports show Maori are five times more likely to have their children uplifted by Oranga Tamariki.    Fine, so let us look beyond that.  What do Maori expect us to do, go uplift some more non-Maori to balance the stats up?! The stats are if you read to the end of the report, actually REDUCING. For example, in June last year, there were 6429 ch

Funniest Headline Of The Year To Date

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Pardon me? His OWN cash? The Royal Family have absolutely no such thing.  Everything they have is paid for by someone else or inherited from a source once again paid for by someone else. The only person with their own money and "job" in this is rather ironically Meghan Markle, who had a small role in a TV show with by industry standards a very moderate income. And she has always been accused of being a gold-digger and social climber and vilified in the Press for such.  None of this will stop from this day forth, in fact it will only get worse for her.  She seems mentally very frail, along with Harry, it is Diana all over again. Sure, she cannot afford her current lifestyle with the assets and income she had before meeting Harry, but very few women in the world could. Anyway none of it is particularly interesting or matters greatly because odds on they'll end up divorced like the rest of the family it is just a matter of when and how much money s

Inquiry Into NZ Police Raids Needed

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If there is one thing I can agree with the NZ political left on is the need for the NZ Police to actually learn how to perform a raid correctly, within the boundaries of the law and so that the evidence is not compromised. Over the years we have seen raids politically motivated performed on  Kim DotCom - result - F for FAIL  - Confidential Settlement Nicky Hager - result - F for FAIL  - Confidential Settlement Martyn Bradbury - result F for FAIL  - Confidential Settlement  Urewera Raids - result - F for FAIL - Confidential Settlement None of these settlements should have been confidential as we need to be able to as citizens see just how rubbish the Cops have been at upholding and following laws. I have no issues with Police conducting raids on anyone, just make sure they comply with the law. All of these should have been home runs for the Cops.  Their ineptitude was so ridiculous it must really be on purpose to ensure that the "victims" of th

Max Ritchie Should Be Applauded Not Shamed

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Matt Nippert has reported a shabby hit job on some chap called Max Ritchie. The Charities Service investigation was spurred by complaints including from one staffer who claimed excuses had to be made for his absence when donors called while he was out on the greens, according to investigation notes. In other words, he didn't get along with a stage member and they ratted on him. The old tusker negotiated his own terms of his contract, worked for four years here (in total 23 years at the Foundation) and played a hell of a lot of golf.  No one seemed to notice or mind that he was away that long until a staffer ratted on him.  Perhaps s/he/they were pissed off that they too could not play golf. They chose Ritchie for the job clearly because of his ability to network and drum up funds.  He was in his mid-seventies when he was given the job at $160,000 per annum.  They were not choosing him for his energy and drive in the role.  He was then and is now, an elderly man.

John Key's Ex-Staffer Caught Being A Holiday Tightwad

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I don't know Lesley Hamilton, never met or dealt with her in my life, but while I am of course empathetic with her issues flying recently between Auckland and the (cough) Gold Coast, like most employees working in John Key's office their execution is always a tad....off. I think I would have a superb battle with Charles Chauvel as to whom is the least tolerant of children on flights, and life in general.  I am proud of the intolerance as it means I notice them around me which on several occasions has saved a few from mortal injuries (hands in sliding doors, cars, potholes) when their parents were not paying attention.  My relative anonymity in life has ensured I have avoided being plastered through the media for many, many, similar incidents where I have chucked a Chauvel and told children off directly myself in airport lounges for their ridiculous behaviour when their adoring parents brushed it all off as normal. I do have some ethics however when it comes t

Black Caps Scoring More Runs Off The Field Than On?

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The first man is well and truly down from the ill fated Black Caps tour of Australia where we lost were annihilated 3-0 in the tests to the Aussies. No, no, no, no. And it is not the poorly performing Mitchell Santner, Jeet Raval or Tim Southee. Yes, a member of the support staff closely ingrained in the team through relations, has disgraced himself by circulating on social media (accidentally I am sure), a picture of a young lady very naked.  The venue looks very much like a hotel room, where we are left in no doubt that it was taken against her wishes as she is not posing at the camera.  I have seen it and will not republish it in any form as it only re-victimises the woman in it not him. Good on ya mate.  Was it your score? Or one of your buddy's in the team that has been circulated? I could not care less if anyone has had consensual sex with a young lady/hooker/grandmother.  Such activity is well prevalent on sports teams and travelling around unaccomp

"Heartbreaking", "Devastating" and "Helplessness" - Getting A Grip In 2020

Yes there was a yellow tinge to the sky in Auckland yesterday. No, it was not smelly smoke.  No it was not hazardous and no we were not at any risk whatsoever.  Yet some Aucklanders who didn't look up the pollution index, lost their minds on social media. To attempt to balance some of the nonsense I am presenting to you a list of:  A) Things in life that you have absolutely zero control over.   No matter how important you think you are, there is no worrying, grief, heartbreak or help that you can give to make a blind shit of difference. Show this list to your children if they are sitting there now worrying themselves to an early grave. Donald Trump - we do not vote in America, New Zealand is not important enough to influence the United States. No nothing we do matters.  Yes he may start a war with Iran but nope, nothing we do matters.  This goes double for Boris Johnson, Scott Morrison and any of the Middle Eastern world leaders.   Climate change - yes

We All Know A "Jarrod" Or Seven

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The gift economy? Really. Jarrod lives on an off-grid permaculture farm called Hope Seed in far-east Gippsland, Victoria. The farm is zero cost and has 350 fruit trees, 25 chickens, 10 ducks, dairy goats, bees, veggies and horses. Jarrod has recently moved to the gift economy in which items are given freely as opposed to being traded or sold. Jarrod at least is honest about it.  We all have or have had people in our lives who have bludged off our generosity and lived their own extraordinary imaginary lives around groups of people well away from us, pretending they can afford things they cannot. I particularly liked this interaction. Rose: Do you feel free? Jarrod: It’s super freeing. It’s fantastic. I can work as long as I want to work during the day, or I can sleep in. If I want to do a three-hour stint of work and then a siesta, then work into the evening, that’s no problem. Free?  Of course he feels free. I am still waiting after more than a decade for man

Our Poor Refugee MP - GG Hits Out At The Pulping Of A Man Her Family Fled From

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I have waited a tolerant 24 hours before referring to Golriz Ghahraman's twitter for the anti-American garbage she is about to launch. I was not disappointed. And the left are worried about an alleged Chinese spy in the National Party...... I will leave it to you to decide what side GG is on, as it will not be New Zealand's or with its Allies should war break out properly on the dark forces in Iran.  Retweeting potshots at our Allies like the good pretty little traitor she is. Oh dear "right wingers" will be unfollowed by Jack McDonald.  Shit that will learn them Jacko! I have politically active Jewish liberal friends saying that we should preach love to Iran.  Yes, like politically active Iranians will be to Israel right now. GG has painful memories of the Iran/Iraq war. I doubt that at all. She was nowhere near it.  She was as close to the Iran/Iraq war as I was to the Tangiwai Disaster. Didn't she and her fam

You Are Not That Important If You Have Not Met A Chinese "Spy"

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Seriously?  China 101. ANYONE connected to Mainland Chinese politics that you meet in business and through trade connections is likely at some level to meet the Western definition of a spy. To have Martyn Bradbury, a man, how shall we say it, "on the closer side to supporting Communism than Capitalism anyway", get his undies in a knot about this is, well it is very very funny. If Jacinda Ardern was open and honest with her diary over the years I could guarantee with some retrospective due diligence she has met Chinese people who have such links.  They would have lined her up years ago as a future leader and have many embarrassing photos of her standing next to their operatives. I wrote earlier last year about Andrew Little being wise to use a burner phone while in the Mainland. I had a full series on Huawei and their ability to spy on our MP's ad journalists. Winston Peters? Well during his time in MFAT there is absolutely zero

We All Know Who Will Be Playing Qassem In The Movie

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The problem is that Hollywood liberals will cast the prick as a hero rather than what he really was.