We Need To Talk About Rawiri

Rawiri Waititi clearly has decided he is going to take the piss.

Of all the issues facing Maori such as child poverty, unemployment, covid, housing....... he has decided to grab the headlines "by the pussy" and make us discuss his tie.

Trevor Mallard was correct.  Men wear ties. Poor Trevor is not really a fan of the tie. He is more comfie wearing a Union jacket and stubbies. However as Speaker it is his job to ensure a standard.  Trevor Mallard as Speaker is being painted as the Prince Philip of the House.  He is far from it but he respects the institution of the House and if standards drop we will have this issue that Maori will start wearing BLM tank tops as a mark of protest......

My view is that women do not wear ties.

But then Rawiri wears a top hat in the House.  It is unusual.  Then Debbie Nitty-Packer wears a tie and a hat.

I cannot keep up.  It is confusing.

Rawiri has a piece of heavy stone around his neck. Cool, I have no issue with him wearing that or any Maori. I see that as a large Cartier necklace or say Nicola Willis wearing her pearls.

Debbie Nitty-Packer looks like an extra on the Topp Twins.  One of the great things about being a woman, even at the Northern Club, is the old boys do not demand we wear a tie.  Ties are bloody awful.  I am happy men wear them.  Rawiri has called them a colonial noose.  This being the case why is his co-clown wearing one?

I am confused.  

But I will conclude this.

I love Rawiri's hats.  I think they are great. 

Let him wear them. It conjures up images from the boys in Texas. Country music.

But Hon, put a fucking tie on.  

Even if it is under the Cartier necklace you are hanging.

You are a man.  

Men wear ties.  

Women do not.


  1. Men do not and should not wear hats in doors ever!!!

  2. Rawiri has achieved his aim of being the diversion from the socialists riding rough shod over protocol and pushing the maori ward shit through under urgency.

    Forget the tie, the tiki, the hat, the God awful face wallpaper, youse bin had bro’s!


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