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The Day of Trump

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Good news, Jacinda Ardern and New Zealand got Nice Trump today.  Despite Ardern knowing full well The Donald hates it when women wear pantsuits and turning up in a curious outfit in Republican red colours, he behaved himself.

Everyone seemed confused about the status of our meeting, the New Zealand contingent caught offguard when the Americans called it a pull-aside rather than how they had been selling it as a bilateral.  I suspect our team got it right and the Americans just changed their mind.  We ended up with fewer minutes with Trump than countries most New Zealanders could not locate on a map.  However with Trump maybe less is more. He will never have a closer relationship with New Zealand while we send over Jacinda Ardern and not Sir Bob Charles.

Next year we put the 83 year old on a plane with a bag of Callaway's.  Trump has given us plenty of hints who his favourite New Zealander is.

Fun Trump saved himself for a masterstroke of a walkabout for 15 minutes where for the fi…