Asian Invasion 2019

Judge Russell Collins has today effectively handed a free pass to sexual offenders under the influence of alcohol at parties to do well, pretty much whatever they like in front of him. The judge discharged the young man without conviction.  During the August trial he was accused of having grabbed and squeezed a man's testicles, touched another man's genitals twice, kissed a woman on her neck and face and groped a second woman's breast and bottom.  There you go young men, fill your boots at the next booze up.....open season.  Try it down at the local pub tomorrow even.  You know, for kicks when you are pissed.
Rather, the judge continued, the offending - while not an excuse - was "born out of drunken stupidity".  "It may well have been indecent but that is no longer part of the charge."  So yeah it was indecent but he had a lawyer and powerful mates in parliament, possibly even a reference letter from a Senior Government Minister saying how great he is. …

10. So how many minutes will Sonny Bill Williams actually play for this alleged multimillions over two years vs signing autographs for the maximum 5000 fans per game at home?
9. Air NZ are giving away 2 x economy flights for their first flight to New York on 29 October 2020. The flight is a mere 17hrs 40 mins in economy. What’s second prize?
8. How many more trips to court before a certain politician can be ruled a vexatious litigant?
7. Labour sex scandal review? How is it going Ms Dew? What month are we up to now?
6. So how’s the Toogood Inquiry into the death of Mason Pendrous getting along? Tick tick for the world’s slowest former Judge. It was due “within” 6 weeks commencing 2 October 2019. We are now heading into week 9.
5. The Barmy Army and former English players are getting all righteous about an alleged insult to Jofra Archer, that no one seems to have even identified are from a New Zealand supporter.  Could they not start with their own chants and comments in the commentar…