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Prayut Chan-o-cha Is Better Than Jacinda Ardern

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Chan-o-cha has defeated New Zealand for the best Covid-19 response. Thailand's Ashley Bloomers Chan-o-Cha is in charge of not 5 million but 66 million people. The GCI takes a number of factors into account when calculating its rankings, primarily big data and daily analysis from 184 countries, coupled with data from the Global Health Security Index, which is prepared by the John Hopkins Center for Health Security in the US, and covers 195 countries. And yet, NZ Media sponsored now by left wing funding will never tell you this.  All these other countries are shithole ones, the rampant left do not acknowledge. Prime Minister Chan-o-cha has the same issue New Zealand has now of course, locking down and kicking tourists out was bloody easy. Opening up? Yeah not so....

The Costs Of Elimination - No Bubble No Xmas Home In Islands or Australia

via GIPHY No you are not going "home" and back.  Cancel your trips for Christmas NOW. How clearer do Labour have to make this - oh yes Jacinda Ardern does not deliver bad news.  But she has cancelled ALL your Christmas holidays back to the Islands and Australia to see the family. This is a cost of the much danced about "elimination" strategy for Covid.  Now all you can do is wait and wait for a vaccine to free you. None of this should have anything to do with the COST of quarantine, there will not be enough slots for people TO quarantine.  Until the government (and with it the "team of 5 million") accept some Covid-19 in New Zealand and allow the use of home detention and ankle bracelet tech, this is your life. First up - an Aussie journalist with permanent residency in New Zealand on the whinge that she is "stuck" in New Zealand.  No you are not.  You can go back to Australia anytime.  There are people genuinely "stu

Solo Parents Are Dreaming - You Ain't Seeing Your Overseas Kids In Your Bubble

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With New Zealand's Covid-19 strategy of elimination over "flattening the curve", there was always a danger that after the "watermelon sugar" high of the nation wore off - cold hard reality is about to set in. Harry Styles with watermelon at an overseas location none of you will see anytime soon The Government cannot have ANY of you travelling overseas. They do not WANT you to travel overseas. They have not done what Australia has done and totally banned you all, but so far it is as good as with a) the need to quarantine 14 days and more importantly b) there are not many countries in the world still open for you to actually go! The Transtasman bubble looks a world away.  There is no will from the Australian people to have perfect Covid-19 stats and New Zealanders are too chicken shit to accept a bubble with them now anyway. I doubt very much it will happen at all now.  Again, I think the coalition government are far happier you are stuck

Boris Leads The Way - Just Wrong Target

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Boris Johnson finally is saying what needs to be said. Fatties need to go to the end of public health queues. What Covid-19 should have taught everyone in the world is that being obese and especially morbidly obese should stick you at the end of the queue for a ventilator  or even seeing a doctor in the public health system over those who respect their health. There is nothing wrong with being obese or morbidly obese of course.  Your choice. Just when we now hear cries the rest of us should sacrifice our freedoms to save the health of others I do have to ask?   And why should a public health system pay for it? You are not respecting your health, why the hell should everyone sacrifice their freedom and liberty to save and respect yours? Instead of the fat food tax he is proposing which is a nonsense as weight loss is a simple mathematical equation of calories in and out, what he should be saying is you will go to the back of the queue for public health

Pot Kettle ........

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Oh dear god, chauvinists need to all have a little corner to huddle in about now. You take Wives, Girlfriends and Fiancés to Paris! Mistresses you take to Rotorua. Come on! Seriously??? NO. Somehow denigrating the woman in this is acceptable? Where does a man take a woman when she ended up as the mother of his child but not with him at the same time he was formally with another woman and crapped all over that relationship and is now suddenly Daddy of the Year espousing how amazing this child is and how he enjoys being a solo father to her? Just asking for a friend. Rotorua? Jacinda Ardern sacked Iain Lees Galloway for being a scumbag Rooter and having a relationship with a staffer who may have felt pressured into that. Personally I was surprised as I thought he was shagging another woman who couldn’t be described as it was. The fact a man that unappealing has had one extra marital shag was enough for me I don’t want to ever believe there were two women succ

Make Simon Wilson Go Away!

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Seriously if this is not jumping the shark I don’t know what is. Cancer of your ass will not even let you off me saying this. None of this is very funny 2. Judith Collins said this week that she loves your hair, it's just so glossy. Go on, show her what it looks like in a ponytail. 6. Kanye West, Kane Williamson, Phil Twyford: kiss, marry, kill? 17. Daenerys Targaryen, Sansa Stark, Cersei Lannister: kiss, marry, kill?  18. In a 2018 interview on BBC, you said, "It takes courage and strength to be empathetic." Also, we imagine, you need a good breakfast, time in the riot room smashing things and a rom-com on TV every night before bed.  23. Fifteen hours on a plane next to Iain Lees-Galloway or 15 minutes on the dance floor with David Seymour?  32. Winston Peters, James Shaw, Judith Collins. Yeah, we get it. Kiss, marry, that's enough with the violence there is no place for it in politics.  NO Not a Cindy supporter but I have a slightly younger sist

99.73% of Returning New Zealanders Do Not Have Covid-19

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Let us analyse the real cost of this Covid-hysteria and Labour re-election fund to have New Zealand follow this ridiculous elimination strategy rather than the original "flattening of the curve". 81 cases caught at the borders 30,000 people using the managed isolation $80m dollars spent so far - $1m spent so far per case caught - .27% (yes - point two seven percent) of people tested positive for Covid-19. A real user pays scheme would refund your dosh if you did not bring Covid-19 into the country.  A real user pays scheme would also make a compensation payment to you for completely unnecessary detention when you can provide a test before getting on a plane that you are covid-free. Because based on these statistics it is little wonder the UK has shelved any formal plans and other countries do not bother. Meanwhile the Labour government were happy to write a cheque for $37.6m for foreign temporary migrant workers who should not even still be

Nick Smith Causes Raymond Huo To Resign!!

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Good lord. Nick Smith is one of the most inept, time serving goobers in the National Party. If you cannot handle Nick Smith as an Opposition MP then YES you should leave. I mean people in the National Party have probably left because they did not want to work with him over the years!!! "Each time I saw Nick Smith's face, it's a reminder that it's about time for me to retire from politics," he told the Herald. But he further elaborated when speaking to the Herald, saying run-ins with Smith on the justice committee played a part in his decision to retire. Maybe Huo has that subtle bad taste sense of humour the Chinese are known for with their occasional mangling of the English language. Smith's own colleagues should look at Nick Smith and realise they should not stay in politics that damn long. Maybe Huo means that. In any case it is sad to see another Mainland appointee recalled, returning to civilian life. Anne-Marie Brady will miss

Dirty Journalists - At It Yet Again

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So now JuCo is being attacked by veteran tusker Barry Soper for her handling of the Andrew Falloon "incident"? Seriously what was she meant to do? Viciously and publicly hang him? Falloon is a young guy who clearly has issues in his life.  He has talked of his mental health issues previously even in his Maiden Speech, none of this is new, chuck in self medication with alcohol and depression meds and it is a disaster for many people, especially young sensitive men. When I was in my late teens and early twenties three of my best friends took their own lives in tragic circumstances. I’m sorry that I couldn’t do more for them. It’s a feeling that doesn’t go away. From the reaction today people who know him in his electorate are sympathetic and also know of him as a sensitive person, he's definitely not a Type A bloke. Was JuCo meant to today front up and slaughter him titilating old tusker's like Soper with all the gory details?   Or was she m

Brenton Harrison Tarrant Now Getting A Better Deal Than New Zealand Returnees

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JuCo brought this to a head today and Labour like sheep will follow. So are National and Labour now going to ask people guilty of actual crimes to prepay their room and board in jail? Because if they don’t they are discriminating against those returning to New Zealand. They are treating them worse than prisoners of the State. The vast majority of people returning to NZ don’t have Covid-19. They can provide a test on entry or even before entering New Zealand proving this. The validity of the test is irrelevant. Not your fault. It is up to the NZ authorities to prove the test is wrong. What they’re saying now is they are going to detain you for 14 days, at your own considerable cost, to prove you don’t have Covid-19? Meanwhile people guilty of actual crimes are detained, at the taxpayer's expense for years. Both Labour and National are now treating Brenton Harrison Tarrant, an Australian, better than returning New Zealand passport holders who have every rig

JuCo 2.0 Launches With A Political Megabomb

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Yes well that was #quiteaweek. If you didn’t realise it now you will now. National 1 Labour 0. Cindy didn’t turn up the whole week.  Apparently we should all be in fear of Covid.  There is no election. A political leader hugged by a real bloke who prefers the Missus to fishing There is only one person in the country who could have predicted the outcome. Judith Collins. She wrote a book. Most of it was written off as boring, mocked in reviews by the woke, pinkos and meek.   Read it again in retrospect of this week. Not so boring now woke hipsters. Manhire, Braunias............ There’s plenty of material there. The problem with Crusher  Juco (Judith Collins) is of anyone dishing out her evil “double double” to, I would be that person. Hide. Under a desk. Anywhere. In the world. The world is not fucking large enough. Trust. Me. She might just have had a reversal of the past. Digest that. Read it again..... And

And On The 54th Day

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The Best Day And The Worst Day All Rolled Into One

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Cruelly reminded on Facebook memories and a dirty rotten Pom friend of mine, that it has been one year ago since I was sitting in the stands at Lords watching this.  My moon boot may be gone and the ankle close to healed, but the hollow pit of despair and devastation in my stomach returns every time I see scenes like this. One year on and the English decided to pay tribute to the Black Lives Matter movement by playing so badly they lost, at home, to the West Indies, in a test match, in front of no one. The first match played since the day the world changed when I had to watch NZ play Australia at the SCG on a mobile phone from a restaurant in Sydney while they banished the crowd and played the match, in front of no one.

Dirty Journalists - Andrea Vance

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Oh dear. Breathless dirty journalists need a bit of a hurry up.  This example especially. Andrea Vance espouses: Fine. Cool. Mate. As Chloe Swarbrick would say to her kool kids on Kiri Allan’s team. Muller has only been at the helm a few weeks. There’s been no time for a culture change nor any evidence that he wanted to leave behind this legacy of toxicity. He even hired mischievous strategist Matthew Hooton, a prominent cast member of Dirty Politics and Hager’s 2006 book The Hollow Men.Seriously? Handy Andy yes seriously............... As someone far more to the front of Dirty Politics in that period than Matthew Hooton (because Hooton had very very little to do with what was going on I will swear an affidavit for) let me say.  Hooton was not prominent.  In the slightest.   Andrea.. Please. I sent him an email. He replied with information publicly available had I dragged myself off the beach bar I was at to google it myself or anyone for th

Dirty Journalists - Protecting Your Sauces

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Peeling back the ineptitude of the last week leaves me with one question: Who was the dirty journalist that ratted out Hamish Walker to the Labour Party? Because you never call an inquiry as a government without already knowing the answer to the question. Labour already knew Hamish Walker had distributed this information to media. So far we know the email attachment went to Boag and presumably others then from Boag's gmail to Walker who sent it to more than one media outlet. Here is Jo Muir, a Red Radio  journalist breathlessly bragging how it all came about. In an attempt to defend his comments, Walker told RNZ he would send information showing the country of origin of the Covid-19 cases. He said RNZ could put the information to the minister in charge of quarantine and isolation, Megan Woods, on the agreement he remained anonymous. The sanctimonious and utterly breathless part on accepting the information shopped - is this: RNZ did not anticipate being

In Defence of Michelle Boag

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"What kind of dickhead MP leaks this THEMSELVES" Nope,  None. The frightening thing about this last week is that any National MP's still take crisis management advice from her to deal with situations - ergh - like the ones she continually finds herself in. "Commie pussy. I am going to show you how to really fuck over the Nats" There is one way out for Michelle Boag. Use her incredible contacts to find and leak the name of the idiot who escaped from the Stamford Plaza, and other escapees and badly behaved captives from "unmanaged" isolation. The "team of 5 million" actually want those and you know that some lame Judge will give them name suppression if they are ever actually prosecuted for anything.

Go Woke - Go Broke - Stupidest Boycott in NZ Bill Foley

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I don't know Bill Foley. I do not drink his wine.  Only because I do not drink wine.  I would have to out of principle go buy some if I did.  He is a rockstar. I do know that nothing I do drink that I do like would make me boycott the brand.     The following would have to do a hell of a lot before I stopped consuming them: Ruinart (my favourite on any menu) Jacquesson  Billecart Salmon And little ones with tidy Blanc de Blancs I have taken quite a shine to lately due to Covid supply issues: Pierre Gimmonet  Larmandier Bernier I was thinking it would be have to be something as bad as putting out a tweet supporting Jacinda Ardern.  Nah not even that, or donating to Obama or Hillary? Nah.  I would still quietly swallow and enjoy.   It is not like Nike who paid some twat who cannot make a team as he was not good enough, to bend down on his knee like a sissy or subservient woman to support a marxist political cause.  That I did boycott years bef