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Case M For Muppet - Lucky He Wasn't A White Accountant

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  Why do these muppets always go to the pharmacy?  It is not like this chump went to work when he should not have, you can understand then at some level. I mean - it is like they are feeling sick or something. But let us cut to the chase - the financial cost of this lockdown. Not from someone who behaved responsibly and was innocent in spreading the Chinese plague, but someone who did everything Cashley Doomfield and Aunty Cindy have asked the flock of 5 million not to.  So Case M for Muppet has cost the taxpayers $4-500 million over the next seven days. #bekind. Last week an accountant was sentenced for $170,000 in tax evasion after he didn't like dealing with the IRD. He instead sentenced Sinclair to six months of home detention, 150 hours of community work, and ordered him to pay the $138,000 in reparation upon receiving the money from his cousin's estate. There will be special post-release conditions for six months after Sinclair finishes his detention. So in New Zealand yo

Now Is Not A Good Time To Be A "Prominent Businessman"

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I had a post all ready to rock on this then bugger, discovered it was not just in front of the unflappable Venning J., it is a jury trial. What a clusterfuck of the highest order. Can't wait for the Netflix series and can't wait until the Jury are out when we can all mercilessly mock the proceedings for what they are worth.  It will also be fascinating to see how the "prominent businessman" is treated, guilty or not guilty of the allegations here, in the community for which he is a major (read major) benefactor to some of the most woke people around. On Thursday, the jury was also played part of a secretly recorded meeting at Auckland’s Family Bar between the witness, his female associate and the businessman's manager, where the failure of the attempt and further plans were discussed. It surely cannot get much more amusing than clandestine recorded meetings in Family Bar with the expectation of privacy of dealings! 

Chris Hipkins Says Polynesians Too Poor For Queenstown

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Imagine if anyone other than a Labour MP engaged in this sort of casual racism?   The outcry.  The demands for not just an apology but de-platforming and a resignation. Hipkins responded: "I think in regard to the latter part of the question, the member might like to consider how many of the people from those countries would be spending their money in Queenstown."   Hipkins later defended the remarks, telling Newshub: " Generally speaking, people from those countries aren't spending huge amounts of money in the tourist resorts of Queenstown." Hipkins said he didn't have any data to back up his claims. He admitted making "a bit of an assumption" about Pacific people.  There you go - Pacific people.  It all slipped out under pressure. All too hopeless and poor to have any cash to splash in Queenstown.   That is what Labour have always thought of the Pacific community.   Too stupid to follow Covid instructions so need a lockdown to keep them from fr

Grant Robertson Attempts To Gaslight Peter Williams

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  Absolutely disgraceful behaviour here from the Deputy PM.   The gaslighting must immediately cease of anyone daring to go even slightly off the fawning cash for comment that $55m of funding NZ media. The New Zealand Government will now only agree to appear on "owned" media. At least Scomo is getting funding for media from alternative sources, Ardern has put them all on the payroll. I will not even link the nonsense at the Comms Office of the Government, Stuff, I will republish Peter Williams piece found here.   All reasonable bloggers who believe in free speech should do the same. Peter Williams is the host of Magic Talk Mornings, weekdays 9 am -midday. OPINION: I know that on my radio show we sometimes upset and offend people. In return, I cop quite a few insults as well. I’m not bothered. It’s called freedom of expression. That’s one of the privileges we get living in a country like New Zealand. We are free to think and discuss pretty much what we want.  So on Thursday m

Prada Luna Rossa Not In New Zealand To Fuck Spiders

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  Prada are sick of hearing Jacinda Ardern throw press conferences of doom as much as many now are in New Zealand. There is no covid spread in the community outside of those reported. None. Total over-reaction and no reason why there can’t be crowds watching the Cup right now .  The difference is Prada have the capacity and balls to do something about it. Clearly the Poms are playing for extra time, ACE and Team NZ are desperate for some more as well.  They should not be. Auckland's weather will be rapidly deteriorating and another week for the main regatta will be Icebreaker time for the elite out on the sponsors boats. Team NZ are behaving like cheap tarts in cheering on their new sugar daddy in the very minted Poms.  Having danced with the last sugar daddy in Bermuda in Prada. Some of the history of now hate is explained here. Prada, within the rules put their foot down and said level 2, stuff the crowds they can all watch it on TV like everyone back home, and quite rightly are

The Pronoun - The New Tattoo

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A person I greatly respect, once gave me a sage piece of advice - never hit someone with a tattoo.  His rationale was that the tattoo is an excellent permanent mark on a person solely allowing you to actively avoid them.  If someone has had a tattoo then they can put up with a level of pain you will not be able to dish out if you hit them. Roll on to 2021 and we have the pronoun. So the alphabet soup of people labelled LGBTQIA (plus??) have survived as long as they have, fought as many battles as they have including those in concentration camps, have been in a perpetual fight for equal rights across the world - to find a fucking absent pronoun cause for anxiety? Come on. Yes I remember reading that at Auschwitz it was a big thing when the guys in the office got the pronouns wrong on the ledger book.  Upset the Jewish trans community greatly. These are people today who get anxiety having the cat jump up on their knee without an invitation such is their preciousness. So much so "th

Why Does Jacinda Ardern Think So Little Of South Auckland?

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Why do Jacinda Ardern and Labour stick on the panic button when there is a community case in South Auckland? Seriously. (Finally Toby Manhire tweets something amusing - hubris). She left the Big Gay Out to fly to Wellington to speak with Cashley Doomfield. Really? So much for zoom and climate change. I wonder if Air NZ offered her one of the last biscuits and lollies? Never fear Siouxsie Wiles is about to “bake” again as she’s come out in stress hives. Breaking Bad returns folks! Christ imagine how New Zealand business owners are feeling right now wondering how long this nonsense is going to continue for? Stress hives?  How about all the elderly who can barely operate their mobile phones at the best of times getting an unsolicited emergency text from Captain Panic Pants locking down?  Come on Siouxsie it costs you nothing to keep up this hysteria.  Being a conservative and screaming lockdown every time you run another strand of pink hair dye into your locks, does not actual stress mak

We Need To Talk About Rawiri

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Rawiri Waititi clearly has decided he is going to take the piss. Of all the issues facing Maori such as child poverty, unemployment, covid, housing....... he has decided to grab the headlines "by the pussy" and make us discuss his tie. Trevor Mallard was correct.  Men wear ties. Poor Trevor is not really a fan of the tie. He is more comfie wearing a Union jacket and stubbies. However as Speaker it is his job to ensure a standard.  Trevor Mallard as Speaker is being painted as the Prince Philip of the House.  He is far from it but he respects the institution of the House and if standards drop we will have this issue that Maori will start wearing BLM tank tops as a mark of protest...... My view is that women do not wear ties. But then Rawiri wears a top hat in the House.  It is unusual.  Then Debbie Nitty-Packer wears a tie and a hat. I cannot keep up.  It is confusing. Rawiri has a piece of heavy stone around his neck. Cool, I have no issue with him wearing that or any Maori.

Simon Wilson Was Never Magnificent Even Once; Why Does He Still Have a Column?

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You would think that having ass cancer would make Simon Wilson a more humble, pleasant individual, grateful for the woke turn of the world. We know he has had ass cancer as he bored us all witless writing about his plight. Simon Wilson, who sounds like he only visits nice restaurants when he can expense claim them for his boring pithy reviews, has had a backhanded slap at Tony Astle.  Big error.  Everyone who knows Tony even on a superficial local level, knows really why he has closed up. It has zero to do with Covid, zero to do with failure.  These last few years he was busier than he was the pre 87 crash. Auckland was humming and continued to thanks to Robbo injecting $50b in funny money into the economy. In a piece peppered with enough compliments to avoid being edited for being snarky, Wilson fails to recognise there are people out there who can read through his cringing ballocks.  He'd been magnificent, once. Why bother trying to be anything else? So the cooking stayed great a

Maori Need To Modernise To Meet The Crown's Standards

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I have seen a concerted campaign this last few days to woke-shame those of us for having a "white world view" about women speaking on a Marae.   Apparently Maori women (aka Wahine - a term I first was alerted to in primary school as a ship that sunk) now do not wish to speak on Marae.   Or if they do, they do not want us to do it first unless it is Jacinda and she is bringing along a very large pool of cheques.  Advocating for women to speak on Marae is now suddenly an act of violent racism. Maori, once again are making up the boundaries for this discussion as they go along.  The ones up at Waitangi do not like Crusher and invited Jacinda to plant her infant's placenta in their grounds - go figure. One other supporter of this is highlighted in an Instagram story from a Labour Party worker and a woke, lesbian otherwise perfectly white feminist.  She also played rugby and is trying to break through as a commentator "in that space".  Her rant, along with her keen t

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm. Alison Mao and Paul Henry

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Alison Mao really knows no bounds of shame. Apparently male talkback hosts = bad. But look at this beauty taken a few days ago on Paul Henry's boat Olive! Clearly Banksie and Plunket need a boat to tame the #metoo she beast within with a few freebies and get the tick of approval. You get a big boat-bitch, gropey hug from her and best compliant luvvie behaviour then.  Paul is great, fabulous, but about as far from woke as you can get. Seriously New Zealand when did a very average shameless self-promoting c**** like Alison Mao become arbitrator of the airwaves? And then uses the wokey-pokey, far left to have an unsackable position conducting pathetic witch hunts of NZ men for a living! To have her then roll over and hang out with of all people - snigger - Paul Henry. "But if I had my time on the Breakfast couch again (never going to happen) I like to think I'd play it differently. Tell Mr Henry in stern terms that his little "joke" was puerile (although he already

National Need To Decide Who They Are

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Today was a total disgrace in the history of the National Party. There are no votes for National in Ratana, radical Maori or then anything to do with Waitangi.  Why they even bother attending is a mystery for the political step dance for their annual humiliation. Maori of the beltway jump up and down and then snigger at the Duke of Marlborough over piles of the Jesus juice about the wokeness of every Pakeha who bother to visit.  This year was the worst I can recall. Moreso that I expected better from Judith Collins. Maori at Waitangi suck up to National when they are in government, National fall for it.  When they are in Opposition they are chopped liver.  Waitangi does not represent all Maori.  It represents as it always has - left wing or more radical elements of Maori. Most middle class Maori simply roll their eyes and get on with life. It is a political foxtrot that if you participate in you deserve to land on your ass. Judith Collins sat at Waitangi today and could not speak becau

Thank God Maori Finally Decided On A Date

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In September 2020 I wrote this post:  Why more “experts” and general fable gatherers? Oh and perhaps Siouxsie to put her two cents worth in. To understand this latest moneywha taniwha, the individuals will need to be paid handsomely for this working group, flights, accommodation and Koru memberships, so not to offend Maori who cannot agree on its date.  Oh and the taniwha needs to be tamed with its own expert Maori astrologer. Seriously?  Just pick a bloody date for them Cindy after asking your overpaid underworked Maori MP’s you have  hidden during the media Covidfest and get on with it.  There’s no reason the holiday can’t kick in at 2021.  Finally we have a date. June 24th.  Next year. To coincide politically with being announced at Waitangi by the Prime Minister.  During her "non-political" speech. Now for accountability can we have a detailed breakdown of the cost of this "consultancy" to get this date? Who received it and how they are related to Labour's