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Solving The Sex Addicted Australian Political Scene Once And For All

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Australian politics has well jumped the shark lately.  It is pretty clear they are all filthy dirty root rats.  It was going to take someone to step forward to put the situation in a fair light. Step forward Teena McQueen. A woman who really should have her own TV show she's so funny.  How have I not heard about her before? Brilliant.  Although not quite true. Maybe. Ms McQueen said she “made a throwaway line, that ‘when women reach my age, we don’t have to worry about being sexually assaulted’,” during the meeting. McQueen is addressing the giant menopausal elephant in the room.  These young women (and nubile hot young gay men) are not in politics necessarily recruited for their intellects, talents and personality as the best person (let alone woman/gay man) for the job.   Surely they know that when they get these jobs? That there are older snap dragons like our Teens far better qualified and suitable for running around wiping the bottoms of MP's? We have all seen examples of

If Jacinda Ardern Was In Charge Of A Suez Canal Crisis

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We have seen New Zealand's internationally acclaimed response to Covid, which has resulted in you all still waiting behind third world countries with GDP's the size of Ruatoria rather than the top of the queue Hippy said you would be. So based on this form and that of the last four years, how would our Fearless Leader respond to what's going on in the Suez Canal? 1. Daily press briefings at 1pm prematurely claiming victory after going "hard and early" in a digger.  Anyone blaming the Captain of the ship and demanding the owner pay is immediately deemed racist and cancelled on Twitter. 2. Form at least three working groups of "experts" consisting of Labour Party activists, Ports of Auckland management and political activists from University.  Matthew Hooton and Simon Wilson write weekly columns suggesting the answer of course is to move the Port to Northland. Wilson also demands banning ships and building more cycle ways.  3. The PM commissions Heather Si

MIQ Spots Freeing Up Should Be Given To New Zealand Businesses

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I am not talking about arranged marriaged Uber drivers/“language students”, but real workers that are so desperately required in New Zealand right now.  I am also talking about New Zealanders in New Zealand right now who need to travel for work....or to go and see dying relatives etc. Looking at MIQ allocations now there is plenty of free space April - June.  We can safely assume it is because those returning from Australia are delaying their trips now until the bubble opens. There should not be any spaces available right now. Government should have its act together enough not to release any of these to the general returning populous and give them ALL to New Zealand business for the next three months for employees they need to bring in.  Advertise that New Zealanders who need to travel overseas, now is your chance. Where has this publicity been through media? Then they should sell the remaining spots to the highest bidders and let in a few people who have real relationships and marriag

Todd Muller Fast Becoming National's Prince Harry

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I saw the article today on Todd Muller and was going to skip over it but it reminded me of another article I read about the same topic so initially thought it was a re-print, but no. Oh and another article. Another  Another Another  Another Another Todd Muller. Time to “move on Sweetie”. As Paula Bennett would say. In not ONE of these articles does Muller ever mention or acknowledge the possible adverse mental health concerns for Simon Bridges, his staff, his family or supporters, the time he rolled him. The man he rolled for less than nothing. Less than nothing as for months they have all had to read yet another “woe is me” article from Todd bloody Muller. Every reminder of that time in print, with Muller as some sort of applauded mental health superhero, re-victimises them.  Not ONE of these articles mentions the mental health of every person in Muller’s time in Jim Bolger’s office that he and Dick Griffin craftily would have rat fucked protecting their messiah James. An average man

The Cup Cycle Of Hate Is Upon Us

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This happens EVERY time the Cup is on.  We are now at #3 heading into #4. 1. K1W1's all suddenly interested in yachting. Especially the drinking and eating and going out to watch TV on the water  from a boat pretending you can actually see the racing well enough to follow it. 2. K1W1's all suddenly experts in yachting despite most having NFI (no f’ing idea). 3. Random acts of cringeworthy K1W1ness. 4. Team New Zealand manage to win Cup. 5. Victory parade and proud parochialism. ( update - ridiculous discussion about parades and dithering whether Team NZ should have one for them). 6. Media publish Dalton's demands for taxpayer funding to keep "critical members of the crew". Public demand his sacking. 7. K1W1's attack Dalton for high salary and recent yacht purchase demanding again his sacking.   8. Beneficiary groups suggest giving money to the poor is better than a bunch of rich sailors competing in a sport that this time only represented four countries out o

Cop Gives Pregnant-Woman-Beater A Solid Verbal - Hero or Horrible?

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  Rogers said the incident occurred in early February 2020 after police were called to a family harm incident in Counties Manukau where a pregnant woman was assaulted. "A male in his late thirties was arrested, charged and pled guilty to charges of assault with intent to injure and contravening a protection order. He was subsequently sentenced to nine months' imprisonment." Hopefully the scum recipient of the verbal spray is white of skin colour else this will be turned into an international race hate incident against the cops. Anyone who contravenes a protection order and assaults with intent to injure any woman let alone a pregnant one deserves that level of scorn. In a week where we are told the police do not do enough to protect women, it is this level of commitment to the sledge of those who offend against women, that we urgently need. I certainly hope the said investigation is shelved under D in the filing cabinet, D for Do not give a f***. They should not and nei

Doctor Doom Says Bubble Away!

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When Doctor Doom says you are ready for a trans-tasman bubble. You are ready for a fucking bubble. Let us revisit this great fortune-teller and the accuracy of his comments almost a year ago. I wonder what the Pink Panther will think of this for all her Nomates Noeline fan's out there who live in terror of bubbling with the Aussies? Yes she is now scaring the children opining about Tsunami's. Meanwhile migrant families keep up their whinging every time someone gains access to MIQ that they think they should be entitled to.  They should not be.  If you want to see your family, go see them, it is a choice you make. How about New Zealanders overseas who only hold one passport, one residency and one "home" who cannot either get back to New Zealand or just as bad now one year in, New Zealanders who have one passport, one residency and one "home" who need to go overseas for work to make money, because they have one passport, one residency and one home? MIQ status

Scomo Schools Ardern On International Diplomacy

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 Many examples lately but this is an absolute cracker. The Australian Border Force usually shares details about deportees, including their criminal history or any gang affiliations, with New Zealand counterparts in police and corrections two weeks before they touchdown. However, Ms Ardern said she was not notified about the boy's case prior to his arrival but other officials were briefed. Of course not or she would have hollered, leaked it to media via her mates and Australia would be stuck with the little prick.  They have tried deporting minors before with no luck. Even Ardern's own officials did not tell her after being briefed! That is hilarious if true. The narrative we have in our head is some sweet innocent 15 year old kid with a halo over his head while liberals plead he is such a good boy. The reality will be that he is a 95kg behemoth with facial hair capable of propping up a scrum machine while looking 25 with a gang related violent background. Well played Scomo. We

Will ZB Now Eat Its Own Like The Sooks At Mediaworks?

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It is great to see that finally adult members of the New Zealand mainstream have grown a pair and put political correctness and the wokey pokey to one side and calling it how they see it. The cringing colosseum of state funded Media Wokewatch finally caught the Twitterati up with the glorious entertainment we have sunned ourselves in on the centre right of politics all week - Newstalk ZB.  Now ZB is hardly centre right, I would call it centre at best and at times woke itself.  I do however acknowledge that I may not be the best judge of political moderation on the spectrum as most person are so far left of me I cannot see them without binoculars. Digital blackface! Wokewatch takes a swipe at Kate Hawkesby for essentially doing her damn job, which is light comment about current events as a good warm up act for her talented husband.  Meghan Markle is not happy about being any off screen husband's warm up act and has made herself the current event. But even its obsession couldn’t con

Scomo About To Cut Cindy's Bubbly Lunch With Singapore

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Scomo is sick of waiting for Jacinda Ardern and her bunch of pet "expert" cowards to decide to open a two way bubble with Australia. He has come up with a genius plan to a) outsource his MIQ problems and b) show up Jacinda Ardern once and for all.  By inviting New Zealand in but of course that will never happen. The Nomates Noeline's who want New Zealand to stay closed forever will be up in arms if this happens. The deal would help clear the log jam of approximately 40,000 Australians stranded overseas, boost tourism to Australia from Singaporean nationals – and third countries down the track – and kick-start the multibillion-dollar market for international students at Australian universities, which has been smashed by border closures. But when you have Kerre McIvor now coming out and eloquently explaining how stupid the current position is, you have to wonder just what the hell is the hold up? The decision at the moment is definitely not a medical one, it is a political

Look At New Zealand's Greatest Show Of The Year - NO CROWDS

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The Americas Cup on the Youtube feed now looks like this.  New Zealand is the sad kid at the party wondering why no one is enjoying themselves.  When the dumb parents did not even send out the bloody invites to those who live further away and stopped those who live nearby who wanted to come, at the door. Jacinda Ardern and her politics catering to the Nomates Noeline's out there are intent on making the Americas Cup coverage a complete disaster for New Zealand. Why oh why is Auckland not right now at level 1 in time for the start of racing? Crowds at the Viaduct and the Villages? Bars full to overflowing? People having a GOOD TIME? In horrid local parlance "New Zealand did the mahi - it is not getting the bloody treats". Right now you can get on a plane and fly to Sydney one way quarantine free for the weekend but you cannot visit the Americas Cup village. The situation is ridiculous. Australia believes New Zealand is safe.   Your own Prime Minister listening to and hidin

Even Labour Funded Stuff Now Reporting The Truth About $56m Of Non Covid Comms With Maori

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 The other day I posted this:   Labour have given Maori $56m of printed funds you will all need to repay, to help with Covid.  Some would have been earmarked for Communications by expensive consultant friends of those dishing the moolah out.  Where the hell has it gone? What have they actually done to communicate with Maori and how has that fail so much that it has prompted having to have Dr Bloomfield lose his dignity talking about tea bagging? It appears it has been trousered. The Woke Stuff have even said this.  A year on from the first case in Aotearoa  New Zealand, the Government is still developing a Covid-19 communications plan specifically for Māori. It comes as the roll-out of Covid-19 communications to Māori has been criticised as mana-trampling, reactive and rushed by some of those tasked with doing the work. A YEAR! And the fools are still working out how to talk to Maori about the absolute non-threat to them that Covid is.  A current trougher, Te Whenua Titewhai Te Hoia Hi

Maori Royalty Will Not Get Any Whiter Will It?

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Apparently the Royals are instantly racist for an allegation by a mentally ill American actress who talks about killing herself, and her mentally ill husband, who once wore a Nazi uniform and shagged his way around Las Vegas.  That allegation was that an unnamed person asked what shade their child will be. It is not the Queen or (surprisingly) Prince Philip.  The whole scene is one where a fully fit Philip would have been a prime contender to have dropped the clanger. Given what we know about Prince Harry and the allegations surrounding his mother's shagging at the time of his birth, one would suspect "The Institution" might have asked similar questions especially when he turned out ginger. But moving on....... The Maori Party have taken the opportunity to take a swipe at The Crown. Debbie Ngarewa-Packer was asked about her feelings towards the bombshell interview with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex which levelled allegations of racism against the royal family. "Well

Ardern Encouraging Children To Rat Out Their Parents

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Just when you thought Jacinda Ardern's week could not get any lower. Is this what New Zealand has become? A nation where children rat on their parents to authority figures for the simple act of not rubbing your hands on soap for 20 seconds? A nation where people think this is cute and amusing and newsworthy and not downright disturbing? A nation of total disaster-porn addicts too afraid to just get on with it? If it’s not an anniversary of an earthquake then it’s one of the first case of Covid or yet another of a shooting or a mining accident or a volcano. Or a Tsunami drill that yet again yields a wave the size of disturbances in the average swimming pool when your fat drunk Uncle yells bombs away at Christmas time. All disasters yes that more mature nations often face on a far more regular basis and just get on with it. New Zealand is not special. Every single social media post that Jacinda Ardern makes is thought over and purposive.   This one was to remind you the people that y

The Cult Of Ashley Bloomfield - Cabinet Ministers Now Interviewing Him!

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This is outrageous. Well not quite as outrageous as blatant political activist Susanna Wiles nominated for Kiwibank New Zealand of the Year.  The British Pink Panther has robbed Mittens the Wellington cat of his chance to take the well deserved prize for attempting valiantly to spread covid daily around middle age and elderly female admirers in Wellington.  Alas not even the mighty Mittens can spread the tricky virus or its highly contagious variants as Wellington is not cool enough to have sniffed a case in what seems to be 17 years ago when two women did a rental car runner.  Ashley Bloomfield is supposed to be a public health official.  A civil servant and a high ranking one.  He is very well paid for the once in a lifetime opportunity that the job requires a lot of overtime.  Civil servants are not meant to be politicised. It is not his fault that he is being used like this.  He needs to blink three times on screen next time so right thinking people can save him from his captors.