Showing posts from May 23, 2021

2017 New Zealander Of The Year Not Wasting His Mid-Life Crisis

Attaboy Taika living your best life!  All night partying with 20 and 30 year olds is not easy at our age. Not content with shagging Rita Ora, it appears very likely Taika has added a bit of a three-way with the help to his repertoire.   Rita is known for being equal opportunity. But Taika, Taika, Taika......what on earth be this crime against Champagne?  If that bottle of heavenly Ruinart Blanc de Blancs has been used to fuel those mimosas, the shame is real......