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Married Man and Woman Have A Baby - Grandfather Is Unwell

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Anyone following Gary Janetti's Instagram knows he is the best thing about the Royal Family currently. Prince Harry used to be the best thing about the Royal family. However since he has turned into a balding, vegan greenie, yoga practising, warmist, screaming cuckold of a ginger, we have had to look elsewhere for inspiration.  Prince George hopefully is it.  Harry seems to have even made the cardinal sin of letting his mother-in-law move in to "help" with the baby.  They have a staff the size of a division at the HMRC, what on earth is she going to actually do other than be like most mother-in-laws and get in the bloody way? Today Harry stood to one side and Meghan did all the work and gave birth to a boy. That yet to be unnamed boy is only seventh in line to the throne (and dropping in rank the more Kate breeds like a race horse),  but Meghan has secured her future and now she can behave as badly as Sarah Ferguson, safe in the knowledge she is forever tied

Sexual Harassment IS Ok, When Women Do It To A Man

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The #metoo movement must be all in a tizz currently. Their own woke mainstreamers are sexually harassing and objectifying Mike McRoberts online and in print.   This gushing puff piece put out by the sales and marketing team at Mediaworks attempted to sell their flagship employee as a piece of juicy King Cut prime rib.  While his dancing is ok, it is not quite worthy of winning the competition.  If he does it will be based on things outside his ability. This campaign to keep him in the competition is based around consensual sexual harassment and objectification, however all of the overall objectification of women paid to appear as models, actresses and as instagram stars is as well.  The argument from the most militant is that this normalises the behaviour where men then think women want it all the time. In amongst this latest media shitstorm awkwardly is Paula Penfold, McRoberts' ex wife who is a #metoo reporter.  Ali Mau was interviewed and said: It is hig

Labour's Year Of Non-Delivery Shall Continue

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This Labour led coalition has already shown it has kicked well into non-delivery mode.  In chucking out a proposed Capital Gains Tax it upset activists up and down the nation.  Kiwibuild is a disaster.  They cannot even get the build rate up for those able to finance $600,000, let alone people who haven't got $600 to their name. Hinemoa Elder today eloquently put them all on notice that the expectations of this nonsensical measured and named "Wellbeing" Budget best deliver or there will be loud shouting from loud shouty types. Only this time they have a reason to be shouty.  They were sold what I am sure will end up to be the false promises of a revolutionary government. Elder is fast becoming the new breed of activist, increasingly disillusioned with Labour and the Greens not moving to the welfare state left fast enough or large enough. Landlords put the rents up and kick out their tenants to make way for lucrative summer fees. Whānau are forced to

The Fuhrer Is Alive And Well In Aro Valley

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Like beer, gin and red wine, I have never once consumed coffee in my life and do not even particularly like the smell of it.  I get my caffeine kick from politically incorrect sugar free Coke varietals that apparently we are all going to get cancer and die from.  I also get very irritated having to wait in line behind people who order coffee.  All with their own varietals and silly pedantic instructions.  Soy milk, extra this and that, almond milk, gluten, dairy free - it is endless.  The first week of my first job I was asked to make a coffee by a group of much older men.  I laughed loudly and told them it was best that they make their own coffee as I had no idea how to and neither did I wish to learn.  I laugh again writing this as they were all so old then that they're probably dead by now, but I killed two birds with one stone.  No one ever asked me to perform catering tasks again and I provided a quick effective way of ensuring I was not treated like an office girl.  Ther

Congratulations to Jacinda and Clarke

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Congratulations to New Zealand First Couple Jacinda Ardern and Clarke Gayford on their engagement.  To nicely celebrate the occasion I have found the most handsome manly photo of Clarke I could find.  Nice. I am sure all those people saying that debuting the ring some ten days after the moment, on yet another day of empathy towards the poor Pike River families on what was otherwise supposed to be the day the mine was entered, is entirely coincidental and not another Mike Munroesque play at knocking around a bad news cycle. Doing a bit of Daily Mail style analytics of Royal Family engagements, the ring looks a little old and compact in design so perhaps it is an antique from the Gayford family, which would be lovely.   , Some research on the whole wearing of the engagement ring on the middle finger and not the ring finger discloses the following reasons "Putting a diamond wedding ring on your middle finger will allow to improve the traits of venus. I

At Least It Is Official Now The Herald Has Turned Chinese

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The Herald's new pay per view websit e has hit the ground running and by far the most noteworthy event was their giving in and just calling it is what it is. I wonder if they charge the Chinese the same rate for advertorial in this section? Also it would be fun if a native Chinese speaker could translate what some of these stories actually say and if the Herald is allowing propaganda to be pushed to one part of the community.   My former University buddy and good friend; left-wing extremist and hate speech merchant Martyn Bradbury,  has this rather humorous look  at what he thinks should be behind the paywall.  I have bolded where we agree with my add ons in red.  Behind the Wall Mike Hosking, Kate Hawkesby, Heather du Plessis-Allan and Barry Soper. The real housewives & husbands of Parnell ZB Troll farm that the Herald has become (thanks to their content sharing arrangement with ZB) means that week after week the Government is showered with biased hot tak

Another Day Another Needless Apology

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Kai Kitchen today seemed to apologise for telling the truth. It is very hard from this report to see quite who is taking offence for what.  A charity group wishes to employ some actors for an advertisement on child poverty.  They sure as hell shouldn't be using children who are actually suffering poverty! "The photos will be of two children...together and apart. These need to show poverty. Broken shoes, bare feet walking to school, eating a Kai Kitchen lunch...that kind of thing," the post read. Sounds reasonable although has been done before to tug at the heart strings. Various groups confusingly joined the sides where it is unimaginable why.  Whiteys got all offended because you know, we shouldn't assume a kid with dark hair and brown eyes is Maori and blonde haired blue eyed kids are from poor families too. Maori got all offended because you know, despite horrid statistics on child poverty the charity singles out Maori.  Everyone got offended