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Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm. Alison Mao and Paul Henry

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Alison Mao really knows no bounds of shame. Apparently male talkback hosts = bad. But look at this beauty taken a few days ago on Paul Henry's boat Olive! Clearly Banksie and Plunket need a boat to tame the #metoo she beast within with a few freebies and get the tick of approval. You get a big boat-bitch, gropey hug from her and best compliant luvvie behaviour then.  Paul is great, fabulous, but about as far from woke as you can get. Seriously New Zealand when did a very average shameless self-promoting c**** like Alison Mao become arbitrator of the airwaves? And then uses the wokey-pokey, far left to have an unsackable position conducting pathetic witch hunts of NZ men for a living! To have her then roll over and hang out with of all people - snigger - Paul Henry. "But if I had my time on the Breakfast couch again (never going to happen) I like to think I'd play it differently. Tell Mr Henry in stern terms that his little "joke" was puerile (although he already

National Need To Decide Who They Are

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Today was a total disgrace in the history of the National Party. There are no votes for National in Ratana, radical Maori or then anything to do with Waitangi.  Why they even bother attending is a mystery for the political step dance for their annual humiliation. Maori of the beltway jump up and down and then snigger at the Duke of Marlborough over piles of the Jesus juice about the wokeness of every Pakeha who bother to visit.  This year was the worst I can recall. Moreso that I expected better from Judith Collins. Maori at Waitangi suck up to National when they are in government, National fall for it.  When they are in Opposition they are chopped liver.  Waitangi does not represent all Maori.  It represents as it always has - left wing or more radical elements of Maori. Most middle class Maori simply roll their eyes and get on with life. It is a political foxtrot that if you participate in you deserve to land on your ass. Judith Collins sat at Waitangi today and could not speak becau

Thank God Maori Finally Decided On A Date

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In September 2020 I wrote this post:  Why more “experts” and general fable gatherers? Oh and perhaps Siouxsie to put her two cents worth in. To understand this latest moneywha taniwha, the individuals will need to be paid handsomely for this working group, flights, accommodation and Koru memberships, so not to offend Maori who cannot agree on its date.  Oh and the taniwha needs to be tamed with its own expert Maori astrologer. Seriously?  Just pick a bloody date for them Cindy after asking your overpaid underworked Maori MP’s you have  hidden during the media Covidfest and get on with it.  There’s no reason the holiday can’t kick in at 2021.  Finally we have a date. June 24th.  Next year. To coincide politically with being announced at Waitangi by the Prime Minister.  During her "non-political" speech. Now for accountability can we have a detailed breakdown of the cost of this "consultancy" to get this date? Who received it and how they are related to Labour's

All Black Reserve Halfback's Wife Still Does Not Get It

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As a patriotic New Zealander I chose around June last year not to return for my annual summer vacation to New Zealand.  This was particularly fortunate as it has coincided with my good friends at Ports of Auckland being so tragically inept that champagne appears to be sitting for months on end in the harbour.   We all know that however is fake news.  There is always champagne around. I posted at the beginning of the woman made Covid crisis in March 2020 that if you loved your country you would stay the f*** away from the weird social experiment that Covid Cindy is placing the nation under. So when I see the All Black Reserve Halfback's wife returning to New Zealand the same week that   poor Trevor Ponting had to plead via media to return to see his mother one last time before he died of brain cancer, I had to check her silly privilege at the door. Let us get the timeline. In October 2020, TJ Perenara, All Black reserve halfback, announces he is off to Japan for a quick buck sabbat

The Reserve Bank's Bold Answer To The Housing Crisis - Diversity!

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I think I have finally found myself the perfect job.  It is extraordinary that in a day and age of Covid with the private sector having to cut back and rationalise their workforces, that a position like this is deemed essential, no doubt with a six figure salary attached and absolutely zero recognisable KPI's. There is no way anyone could possibly stuff up this job.  No way. It is written like they already have a candidate to give it to.  Just meaningless and senseless.  The job of the Reserve Bank remember is to maintain the New Zealand financial system, operate monetary policy, manage foreign reserves, issue currency, operate financial markets and monitor and supervise banks and financial institutions.  All of which is rather colourblind to everything but money. I attach with my indented and italicised narrations as we go....The New Zealand Taxpayers Union could well look at promoting a complete hiring freeze in the public sector for non-essential positions.  This is just absurd.

Cindy and Ashley Get A C-ovid Bomb From Hone For Waitangi

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Oh dear oh dear. Not only is there tension in the Labour caucus with a powerful break-away faction of Maori MP's getting more pissed off by the second. Labour were shunned at Ratana and likewise will not now have a platform at Waitangi as the old middle class people spending all the Iwi cash on themselves, are too afraid to show up. Hone is about to unleash this rag tag bunch finely  group of highly trained and tuned athletes and professionals in full kit PPE gear on the people of the North.  To keep foreigners out or keep his own people in I have no idea and need not worry. This be the sideshow.  There is zero evidence in modern New Zealand that Maori are too hopeless to handle an outbreak of Covid and hundreds of thousands of them will die.  I have more faith in them to do what they are told than Hone Harawira does. Today Hone jumped on the wireless with Heather du Plessis-Allan and casually threw the c-bomb out there - that two more people had tested positive.  From their contac

Chris Liddell Has NOTHING To Be Ashamed Of

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Rodney Hide on his new blog is very polite. And The Stranded have lost their minds. I shall now end all debate about the Chris Liddell issue. I’ve never met Liddell.  Do not know him at all.  When he took the job he did I went on social media forums and laughed at people who said it would cause him "reputational" damage.  The guy had just taken one of the most stimulating and interesting jobs in the universe. All power to him. I sadly don’t have at least $100m in declared assets.  It would be awesome though.  This is the declared assets. Excellent.  Filthy rich then. We should believe Liddell’s claims of the net wealth, he’s been in the USA long enough to have to be honest for fear of the IRS when taking the role in the White House. I fortunately haven’t been married to 2 women who are successful and intelligent in their own right.   I have however over the years around the traps met them both and they’re excellent people. They’re both women who you can have an international