An Ode To The Best Leader New Zealand Never Had - Gladys Berejiklian

No Gladys no.


This is the woman who imposed the "zero covid is impossible" reality on New Zealand and Australia.  History will judge her very well.  She made two entire countries face quickly that living with Covid is a necessity.

She is indirectly responsible right now for Auckland forcing Jacinda Ardern to face reality and live with the virus.  She has an opening plan which will ensure on October 11th that NSW can open and get on with it.  While New Zealand, Victoria and WA remain in a constant state of digging a whole for themselves and filling it in.

Today GB did the honourable thing which was to resign. I loved that she didn’t drag everyone in her extended family and friends on stage to do it. She fronted it like a man should. On their own.  That was superb.

There is nothing worse than lining your whole family, friends and colleagues up to the firing squad.

A quick read statement and exit. FU. Off to punch the toilet wall or as I have done in similar circumstances and just thrown a chair  hard up against the wall and sworn a lot.  

That feels excellent btw when you have earned the right.

ICUCK I mean ICAC  has dragged the reputation of not one but three of my clients before it and failed every single time in the end but they have charged Gladys Berejiklian for having a dickhead of a not really “boyfriend”. Per root for her this was an exercise costlier than a berth on The World cruise ship.  Not that we have even ascertained they were even shagging much.

Thankfully the poor woman can now have a decent holiday.

She needs it. She hasn't had one since Helen Clark was PM.

Let us roll this back.

I have no doubt GB will be cleared eventually but this process takes mmmmmmmonths. These despot  pricks in ICUCK ICAC drag good people through the absolute mire before this. They’re absolute amateurs. The charges they have on GB are so broad, her Special Counsel will bat them back to arguing about the relativity of a traffic offence.

Gladys had no option but to resign while under investigation. Such is their powers.

She needs to open up and tell ICUCK the truth of her relationship with Dicky Daryl.  

That per root this was pricier than the berth for a year on The World.

Gladys is a centrist. Horribly so. There’s no usual way in sweet hell someone of the right as I am should support her. But I do. I should be celebrating her leaving so the right of the NSW Libs can take over.

But I do not.

ICUCK ICAC are dreadful. Charging a Premier, any Premier 11 days from a date where NSW persons gain hard won freedoms was a c*** move.

Awful.

But true to form of these tin pot fuckwits.  They have previously "oh accidentally sorry" released evidence in October of her private conversations long enough for media to report them.  That information should have been kept private until charges were laid.  Someone in ICAC or a group of persons, corrupt in themselves, actually wanted her to resign a year ago.  ICAC as a group is politically motivated.  They should take the I out of their name.

In New Zealand there is no such thing as ICAC or corruption, Ministers call it '”failed to disclose a conflict of interest'” and eventually they get their portfolios back in a Labour cabinet!  Jacinda Ardern never fires them unless she eventually wants them gone.

I have no doubt Berejiklian will only be found guilty of having a dickhead of an ex “not even” boyfriend.

You shag one goat girls.

Never have relations sexual, or other kind, with of any man beneath you.

Gladys has learned this lesson and hooked up eventually with a decent bloke. Thank God. Enjoy that and move on.  He would have known about where this was likely to end up a year ago.

Daryl, you’re a fizzer mate. The most hated man currently in NSW politics and beyond.

Take it up the chook and tell the world the truth in a press statement now that it’s all your fault.  Because you were an absolute  TOOL.

And you alone.

Be a man.

Comments

  1. Shannon Molloy in the Herald is having none of your sympathy. It is almost as if she is gloating.

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  2. Over at the stranded (I took one for the team so you don't have to be affected by the scum) LPrent has already found Gladys guilty. He can't say what of, but she is conservative so it doesn't matter. Then to show their complete lack of reality, Queensland's leader is praised. If anything, the banana benders are even more corrupt and ineffective. But she's tribal Labour so untouchable.

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    1. Is Lynn (he/they) still doing conveyancing in West Auckland? Oh that's the other half man. Gladys has not been charged with corruption or actually really anything. I quite enjoy Annastacia Palaszczuk for comedic value. The shit she has got away with is unbelievable.

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  3. Yes, the ICAC tapes from last year are online, if the 'highlight' reel is anything to go by, I wonder what the issue is. She sounded dead bored by this bloke crapping on about his financial problems ($1.5m debt at the time), one can hardly be blamed for tuning him out. Granted a poor choice of potential partner.
    Be interesting to see what the evidence is. Section 11 of ICAC Act "Reasonable grounds for suspicion mean there is a real possibility that corrupt conduct is, or may be, involved. No proof is required". Amongst other requirements it is a wonder anyone can do any work without filing reports.

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  4. Queensland is a similar basket case to NZ. Although they're doing much better than us - try telling a Kiwi that that

    However their constant source of amusement is their Health Minister Dr Death, crazy name - crazy gal... (spoiler: not an actual doctor)

    Mind you NSW has Dr (a real one this time) Kerry Chant. You'd think that someone who earns nearly half a mil each year could spare some of it to unsnaggle their teeth and get the lumps taken off their face. Every time she appears on tv she looks like some Walking Dead extra halfway to death by plague

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    1. I had. I only marvelled at the time spent to edit that but I guess since March 2020 time is all we have had.

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